January 2012
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Some idiot just shot off 24968729857698724 fireworks and I almost pooped myself.
The clock just struck 11:00. It’s still 2011. You have another hour to go. Then blow your head off for all I care. But for the remainder of the year, calm yourself and go masturbate or something.
December 2011
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
daveak:
stokoetopia:
ruinedcaravan:
cigarettesandnirvana:
myexposedretina:
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
ohok
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Once you pop you just cant stop.
nearlyeverythingisshit:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
TOTALLY FAILED
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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I have two consecutive driving hours tomorrow.
paintavulgarpicture-:
who the fuck puts carrots on veggie pizza?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
look at your life
look at your choices
what kind of monster are you
Divine Irony: The Dumbest Republican Quotes Of... →
nonplussedbyreligion:
This list could go on forever given the year GOP has had, but these are pretty good. ~ Kim
Sarah Palin misreading the purpose of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. June 3, 2011
Rick Perry on the three government agencies he’d cut if elected. November 9,…
2012
nearlyeverythingisshit:
What the UK government thinks the highlight of 2012 will be
The Olympics
What the highlight of 2012 actually will be
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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My phone isn’t letting my type and I have to reboot.
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What the fuck is Skyrim?
11 Quotes From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. “There’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won.” — Warren Buffett
2. “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights.” — Hillary Clinton
3. “Today, we are all Troy Anthony Davis. Tonight, a little piece of all of us will die.” — Rep. John Lewis (D-GA)
4. “Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22-out-of-30 top al-Qaida leaders who’ve been...
The person I reblogged this from poops.
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I once stole a sign from Stage AE in Pittsburgh, I...
theryanlinn:
I’m a terrible man.