February 2012
164 posts
my 2012 election slogan
time-traveling-unicorns:
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
agreed
This Rick Santorum meme is possibly the best thing on the internet.
February break made me even lazier than I already was.
This can’t be healthy.
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If any of this APUSH stuff is due tommorrow, I’m fucked.
Though I’m pretty sure it’s not.
Fuck.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
HELLOOOOOO SEA CREATURES!
I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD!!!
cry0gonal:
kinspeak:
hi! this is kinda weird, but i identify as cthulhu (see lovecraft, elder god) ahaha does anyone else? (elder godkin? fictionkin?) i want to meet all of you if you do!!!!
I really don’t want to go to work.
accidental-songs:
Lindor Truffles are probably the meaning of life or something
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
redsuspenders:
santorum’s 5-step plan for success:
ban abortion
ban contraception
ban premarital sex
ban masturbation
ban women
