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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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squirrel-taxedermy:

When I die I want to be reincarnated as the tray that collects the warm papers fresh out of the printer

davyjr:

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

omg im in the worst mood and this cheered me up sooo much

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

avianawareness:

crownofbirds:

danny devito spinning in space

You’ve done a great service to the human race

avianawareness:

crownofbirds:

danny devito spinning in space

You’ve done a great service to the human race

oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

miscaitlin:

in grade 2 a boy made me go into the boys toilet and made me look at his poo that looked like a heart

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser